Thursday, May 27, 2010

truths.

i don't like licorice.
i have a fat cat. he is a stress eater.
i have a degree that i paid a lot of money for and can't seem to find a job that i am qualified for.
i once cried because i'm not engaged. it's not that i want to be, but i'm sad it's not an option and with all the smut on tv about perfect wedding dresses and wedding cakes and wedding flowers and wedding vows and wedding guests. it gets a girl all flustered about her life going no where.
i like dinosaurs. i wish i had a pet rapture but a toy size. i mean if they can have toy sized dogs why not toy sized dinosaurs. i see big money in this industry.
i like gory movies.
i am fascinated by WW2 and hitler.
i love dark chocolate.
i have a slit addiction to diet coke.
i have a large addiction to iced coffee.
i have a hatred of yo-yo's. i think it is because i am secretly jealous of those that mastered the tricks, but they are not a fun toy.
i wish i could pull of maxi dresses.
i wish i was a hipster so i could make fun of normal people. but i can't even make it into the normal group.
i have a best friend who lives in the mountains in an attic. i sometimes wonder if she remembers me.
i like baking.
i like classic novels, but feel too pretentious when i read them that i never can finish them.
i wish i could wear my cowboy boots every day.
i feel prettiest in a dress with pockets.
i enjoy eating oranges. the peeling of the nasty rind off is just such an accomplished feeling and the reward of the juicy orange is well worth it.

i miss my college family.
i like cupcakes. even more than cake i think.

more truths to come soon.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

toby's still fat.


so... since my last post I have moved back to the city that never sleeps and is comprised of neon lights. this city is also referred to as Las Vegas.

I however... do sleep, and have no neon within at least 500ft of where i do my sleeping. which is in North Las Vegas.

Other than sleeping i am stage managing. quite regularly actually, but have no day time, real person job.

I do truly enjoy my laid back lifestyle of lounging around and reading whatever book i choose to pick up. however my reading material tends to be something more like this...



Other than that things here in the sexless neon city are quite calm. making contacts and hoping to some day soon bust out of my 10'x12' room at my parents house (good thing this house is quite extravagant).

Only downside to living with the rents is... they won't let me get a dog. they say it has something to do with the fact that i have two cats or something or something about our lack of a side gate. But we all know it would be because they would be heart broken when i move out and take my precious pooch with me.

I do enjoy being a stones through away from them though. whenever i miss my momo all i have to do is walk down the hall.

more to come, but for now off to make more cupcakes. (i think its my newest addiction).