the realization

i spend my day with dogs and my nights with gays.

how will i ever find someone to pay my rent in exchange for my awesome company at this rate?

lint schmint.

i recently have found that one does not need a vacuum, but instead one can use a lint roller to clean up unwanted cat hair that your over sized lovable friend leaves behind.

the lint roller is not just for clothes...

no it is powerful enough for furniture, rugs, and even cats.

the only down side is the constant peeling that must take place to remove the full piece of tape to a fresh unsuspecting layer of lint free, or in my case cat hair free, piece of tape.

so as a current penny pincher use the resources you have before outsourcing to small children in a foreign country.

the diet coke incident.

i am an avid diet coke drinker.

as i was running out the door to meet with a client for my fabulous dog walking business. i ran to my fridge. i was running a bit late and i desperately grabbed what i thought was a diet coke.

as i got in my car and opened my tasty refreshing beverage i was surprised to discover that i hadn't grabbed a diet coke at all, but instead i had grasped that wonderful, trendy, cheap beverage known as pabst blue ribbon (pbr).

and i found myself driving in my car thinking...

Wow. those are similar looking cans from the top.

relocation.

i recently moved to the second city (chicago).

i have a quaint little studio apartment in edgewater.

i live with my cat. toby.

he is a tabby cat with a beer gut. i also call him tubby.

i have decided if he was human he would be a white trash male who was a proud owner of a double wide and a fridge full of pbr or the like. he would slap around his wife at any occasion he had. but never get her to the point of reporting abuse.

i have a degree. which is what everyone my age is proud of.

i have a bs in theatre: stage management. (what am i gonna do with that)

and.

i am a dog walker.